"What Have You Done?"

My (and my sister's...and my mom's...) first reaction to spotting a letter addressed to me with this as a return address:




"What is the government sending me a letter for? What do they think I did? Oh, god, what did I do?!"

Next came:

"if they're accusing me of anything, they didn't have to be such douches about it, stamping 'have a nice day' on it."

Finally:

"Wait... 'personnel management'...? I don't work for the government, even peripherally, anymore? And even then I washed pots and restocked pipette tips..."

Turns out I was a reference for address confirmation for a friend.