Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
No, somehow that is not right... Oh, I know!
Hello, I'm A Smith (one of the many) and I just recently returned to Washington's lovely Emerald City (Seattle to anyone who doesn't know city nicknames) from a small college town in the middle of wheat fields: Pullman, WA. I come from a Washingtonian "House Divided" with Huskies and Cougars living under the same roof (sometimes even at peace).
I have a bachelor's degree in Zoology and absolutely nothing that I can do for a career using said degree. Therefore I'm back in school (already) currently enrolled in a Veterinary Assistant program which can (and will) bleed into a Veterinary Technician program.
To pay for this I've sold a kidney and a lung on the black market and have promised my first born child to the government for loans. To pay for life I'm camping out in my parents' house and sharing a bathroom with my seventeen-year-old younger sister (most dangerous thing I've ever done) and have a full time job at a dog daycare center keeping an eye on the child-replacement-pets of the city's wealthy.
I'm an action movie buff, a bookworm with a taste for urban fantasy, an ex-theater dork (with an emphasis on improv and costuming), and attempting to somehow loose the weight I gained when I had no choice but to eat all the free junk food I could scrounge in college.
I'll be attempting to update this as often as I can so anyone out there can hear my complaints, moments of irony, and pictures I'll be attempting to collect at work and around town.
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